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  • DPinTX
    Mar 11, 01:09 PM
    Stonebriar Frisco update, about 60 in line. Apple rep going down line asking if we have any questions and will try to give us answers.

    Asked about what and when accessories are available

    Ask about how many per person

    Asked about qnty of each available

    Asked about flow when doors open at 5:00

    And if we do not want personal setup is there an express pay lane

    Thanks
    DP

    Apple rep just came back thought line with water and answers.

    Only apple cases - all colors are here. No 3rd party cases yet

    HDMI dongle available

    iPads have arrived and are still in master cases will start to break down after 3:00

    Can just buy and leave do not have to open box unless you want personal setup, separate area for that

    They will be handing out tickets at 4:30 on version that we want (color size AT&T or vz or wifi) pick one if the 18 available

    Only two per person

    Might have an extra ticket

    Thats the latest from here

    Thanks
    DP





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  • Sun Baked
    Sep 16, 07:35 AM
    Originally posted by fragiledreams
    Please stop the stability ************. We are not living in the age of windows 95 any more. Some of you guys live with illusions.

    But sometimes fantasy can be so much better than reality.

    And if you deviate too much, the drugs they'll give you in the looney bin will really warp your mind.

    ---

    Note: the above post has no basis in reality. But for those that have always used Apples, sometimes it's really hard to think like a PC user without drugs.





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  • bluebomberman
    Feb 25, 03:21 PM
    One note: according to John Gruber (http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/02/24/lion):

    you need to specify the machine as a server when you install the OS � it�s not a switch you can flip later on





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  • bretm
    Mar 29, 07:49 AM
    He's very into simplicity and minimalism, just look at the way apple products are designed. I think its a conscious choice to wear a simple black turtleneck and jeans, even though he could easily afford any clothes he wanted.

    Once again,it's not a turtleneck and I've yet to see Jobs wear a turtleneck. Can anyone find a pic of him in a turtleneck?



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  • mofunk
    Nov 28, 12:59 AM
    Yeah I wish this case was out when I got my iPod. The back of mine has a few scratches on it. I've had this case for a few days now and I love it. The cut is perfect.





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  • advorak
    Sep 5, 05:12 AM
    Apple has a history of that... making their OS'es run faster than the previous one on the same hardware. At least that's what my experience has been with Panther, Tiger and Leopard preview.

    When I bought my Powerbook G4 3 years ago, it came with Panther, then I upgraded to Tiger and it seemed to run much faster... much more responsive. After its hard drive died, I sold it and repaced it with a MacBook Pro with Tiger pre-installed and now that I am running on Leopard, it's running just as fast and sometimes even faster than Tiger. I am very pleased.*:)

    Of what minimal programming experience I have, I was concerned by this code I found in one of the system startup scripts:

    setmaxcomputerspeed(.22113*MacOSXVersion);

    just being silly... :D

    --Andy



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  • severe
    Jun 18, 05:45 PM
    It doesn't at the moment. The biggest capacities are 64GB. The standard allows for cards up to 2TB, when they eventually arrive (maybe in 5-10 years).

    I'm thinking your ETA is off.

    Way off.





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  • nosen
    Sep 25, 09:49 AM
    Events are no fun without live coverage. :(



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  • mrgreen4242
    Dec 9, 05:40 PM
    Well, I'd like to get my hands on a DS, but cash is a bit tight. I'm hoping someone would be interested a trade for (or buy outright) a nice, older, PC.

    - P3-1ghz,
    - 256mb RAM,
    - 10gb HDD (I can most likely dig up another 10-20gb HDD to add),
    - CD-ROM (I have a CD-RW drive of unknown speed/quality I can include as well),
    - NVidia TNT2 GPU,
    - network card, modem, keyboard, mouse.
    - I have a 19" CRT that I haven't used in awhile for someone local (in the Lansing, MI area).
    - Has Win98, Office 97, and some other software if you want it (Visual -Basic, some older PC games), with licenses of course.
    - Could also install pretty much any Linux variant for ya, if you wanted. I have Ubuntu on there right now.
    - I would be happy to include a joystick (uses the old fashioned "game port") and/or a USB gamepad.

    Figured it was worth a shot. :) Anyone who would be interested in CDs, VHS tapes, comic books (decent collection, including the full Superman Doomsday series), or some Star Wars "memorabilia" (toys still in packaging from the mid-90's re-release of the first 3 movies) in trade should PM for a list of those things as well!





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  • capsfan78
    Mar 24, 06:11 AM
    Apple hasn't dipped its toe in the ruggedized computer business, has it? That's bound to be one aspect of army interest.

    But perhaps computing devices that survive going to school with students should already be considered ruggedized.

    The Army is already using iPod Touches in the field. Put one in an Otterbox case and it's ruggedized.

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/194623



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  • lifeinhd
    Apr 12, 04:59 PM
    Why do you say 2000 people is not a large enough sample? Do you know statistical sampling methods?

    This. You want a simple random sample, a sample size greater than 30, and a population size greater than ten times your sample size.





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  • mags631
    Jun 19, 09:03 AM
    Pour all their R&D into technologies that don't even exist yet, while continuing to throw up excuses for why they can't include technologies that do. Like Blu-Ray.

    I recommend you listen to this interview (http://d8.allthingsd.com/20100607/steve-jobs-at-d8-the-full-uncut-interview/).

    While this quote (http://www.ithinkdiff.com/steve-jobs-at-d8-videos-and-interview-transcript-9712/) doesn't specifically mention bluray, it seems like Apple is choosing not to "ride" Bluray into the future:

    Apple has a history of doing that, Jobs says, noting that Apple was the first company to dump the floppy and later, to adopt USB. “Sometimes when we get rid of things, people call us crazy….But sometimes you just have to pick the things that are going to be the right horse to ride forward….And Flash has had it’s day…but HTML5 is starting emerge….The video looks better and it works better and you don’t need a plug-in to run it. And while 75 percent of the video on the Web may be available in Flash, a lot of it is available in HTML5 as well.”



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  • freewebsites
    Nov 11, 02:30 PM
    Iphone is still the best!





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  • PhazonUK
    Apr 7, 07:45 AM
    Really, if you don't know how to "jailbrake" at all then I recommend getting someone you to know to help you out maybe? Actually performing the jailbreak is the simple bit.
    Using and managing Cydia, along with any tweaks, is the part that most non-jailbreakers get confused with.
    I've jailbroken several people's iPhones, iPods, and iPads and even now I still get them asking about things.



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  • vincenz
    Apr 5, 02:36 PM
    Capacitive home button? Doesn't seem too far-fetched, but unlikely anytime soon. Looks like a prototype and nothing more.





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  • fpnc
    Feb 23, 05:36 PM
    Write to Congress, don't just complain here.



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  • DeSnousa
    May 5, 06:25 AM
    Welcome grapes911 to the team :D





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  • BC2009
    Mar 25, 11:07 AM
    Exactly, for those folks who think Kodak was just a film company you're totally off base. They had the diversity but not the vision to adjust to the transition and ended up wholesale auctioning their future. Kinda what we're doing as a country right now.

    Kodak believed that their "customers" were the drug stores that did the film developing -- and those drug stores hated the idea of digital photography. So instead of focusing on the their real customers (i.e.: those who used their camera and film) they played to the whims of the drug stores and the entire digital revolution passed them by.

    Funny though, one of the best cameras we ever had for producing decent photos was the one that used their magnetic film and showed you what the picture you just took looked like on a little LCD screen. If you did not like the picture you could mark it for "do not develop" and then take another. You saved money on developing bad photos this way and you were still using film (albeit a new kind of film). I can still remember the commercial for that camera with the young couple visiting in Italy trying to get different locals to take photos of them in a specific spot so they could make it look just like an old photo they had of one of their parents in the same spot from decades earlier. Each photo that turned out wrong was marked to not be developed and then they would try again until they got the perfect shot. Funny how they did not see that digital photography accomplished the same thing but in a better way. They really missed the boat.





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  • Skika
    Apr 6, 05:03 AM
    I think Woz was trying to please the audience a little with that response as he was aware they are tech savy and knew he couldnt get away with praising it as a revolutionizing device. So i think his response was a good one.





    Cerano
    Apr 21, 10:08 AM
    All mobile CPUs have Intel HD 3000 which has 12 EUs.

    My apologies i meant 12 accidentally typed 6 :)





    jdczar
    Mar 11, 02:20 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8F190 Safari/6533.18.5)

    I'm going to wait at this best buy in garland they won't tell me how many they have but hopefully I get the one I want if not then I'll go to one of the apple stores later





    -SD-
    Apr 12, 01:29 PM
    Just downloaded the update and got Outlook to sync calendars with me iPhone :D I really have missed the ability to do that these past few weeks so I'm happy again.

    I'd really like 'Travel Time' adding back into Outlook appointments as I can't see why it was removed. I found that I used that quite a bit in Entourage '08.

    :apple:





    dukebound85
    Apr 24, 04:23 AM
    why isnt my fah using cpu cycles? i dl's the client and started it in sys prefs

    never mind, its going





    troop231
    Apr 5, 10:53 AM
    I don't think apple would go 128gb now.. There launching cloud soon, which is the future.

    How is "cloud" the future if bandwidth is still limited and not available everywhere? Cloud = server, This rebranding needs to stop.



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